63 Funny cold quotes

• It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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  cold, dark, humor, me, outside, relationship, think, weather, winter

• The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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  cold, compatibility, compatible, date, humor, love, me, months, relationship, remind, someone, thermostatic, winter

• You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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  bed, cold, DM, humor, relationship, too, whining

• Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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  blocking, cold, cold side, comfort, enough, hope, humor, i, never, pillow, side, sleep

• If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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  cold, feel, feelings, feet, heart, humor, should, think, warmth

• “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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  animals, best, best season, cold, humor, husky, okay, outside, pet, season, sit, sit outside, winter

• My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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  cold, comparison, happening, humor, illness, me, worse, yours

• It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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  cold, gangster, humor, i, outside, pants, pull, saw, stiff, walk, winter

• In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  celebration, cold, darkness, distant, filled, honor, humor, i, irony, seasonal, solstice, winter, winter solstice

• My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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  beer, bruised, cold, cold beer, drinking, ego, going, humor, ice, relaxation, self-care

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