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6 months ago
Share →: Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff"
6 months ago
Share →: If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature can't decide between winter and spring, but hey, why not enjoy the holiday spirit all year round? 🎄❄️ Who needs a Christmas in July when you can have Christmas in March? 🤣 #MotherNatureMakeUpYourMind"
6 months ago
Share →: In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Commentary:
"Looks like the frosty weather isn't just turning noses red! ❄️📸 Don't worry, folks, those 'icy' nudes are just a result of extreme temperatures! 😂🥶 #ColdButConfident"
6 months ago
Share →: Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like even the Coca Cola truck needs a vacation from the heat! 🎄❄️☀️ Who knew it had a summer break too? Maybe it's off chilling on a beach somewhere, sipping on a cold Coke! 🏖️🥤 #SunsOutTrucksOut"
6 months ago
Share →: Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Commentary:
"Spring: the brief period when we shift from grumbling about freezing to griping about sweating. Mother Nature's way of keeping us on our toes 🌬️🌞 #SpringStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Commentary:
"Who knew tomato soup could be so versatile? 🍅❄️🍸 It's a culinary adventure – cold, on the rocks, with a splash of vodka! Perfect for those moments when you want to warm your soul, but also keep it chill and sophisticated. Cheers to creative soup concoctions! 🥂😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous perks of being single – the freedom to have midnight pizza parties in the kitchen while embracing your true chef attire! 🍕🌙 Who needs fancy dinners when you have cold pizza and the joy of uninterrupted nudity at home? Single life: where every night is a pizza party for one! 🎉🕺"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."
6 months ago
Share →: Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Commentary:
Why do we keep getting stuck in these chilly situations? 🤔❄️ Looks like we've entered the realm of ice-o-lation. 🧊 Let's break the frosty barriers and thaw out those frozen relationships! 💬🥶 #DeepFreezeDrama
6 months ago
Share →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Commentary:
"Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁‍♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"