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Looks like someone's intimate performance came with an "unsubscribe" option! 📧🙈😂
808 Funny communication quotes
You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.
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Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong
I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.
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Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding 📷📥😂
Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.
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When my brain's got its own secret club, and even I need a password to join 🤔🧠🔐
Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”
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"Grok's got the tough job now — managing TV remotes and snack supply lines! 🍿🛋️💪"
Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
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Trying for a baby: 🎉🥳🥰
Sharing too much info: 🚫🫣🙈
Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.
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Trying to keep my work-life balance intact, so my phone only accepts dog pictures and pizza delivery apps 📱🐶🍕!
I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.
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Who knew speakerphones had "unlimited audience" mode? 📢🙉😂
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐