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Wow, I'm basically a fortune teller with a scroll! 🔮📱😂
808 Funny communication quotes
You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”
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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.
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Love is easy when your partner isn't an unsolvable riddle 😜💞🧩
People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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When you drop a knowledge bomb, and everyone looks at you like you're wearing a tinfoil hat 🤓🛸#JustResearchThings
I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.
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Why text when you can just unleash your inner tracker instead? 🐾🎯🐻
A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.
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Sometimes you just gotta let us live our zombie chic lifestyle in peace 😴🧟♂️✨
Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.
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When maturity meets admiration, the phone becomes a permanent accessory! 📱😄💕
Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.
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Trying the slow blink method on my boss—he just asked if I'm sleepy instead of giving me a raise! 😴😅
People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'sounds good' — the universal office code for 'I'll silently panic later!' 😅🤯📞"
This email could’ve been sex.
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Guess we need a new category: NSFW (Not Suitable For Waiting 🤪📧💌)