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Is it really love if you don't have to use your best dolphin impression to scream "What?" across the house? 😂🔊🏠
807 Funny communication quotes
Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..
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He’ll yeah, autocorrect has a mind of its own! 🤖😂
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.
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Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
This meeting could have been a cave painting.
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When you've gone from hunting mammoths to hunting for the unmute button 🦣😂🎨
Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.
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Turning every work email into a game of "Not It!" 😜📧🙅♂️
Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.
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After all these years, looks like the chat app finally got a breather! 😂🤐📢
Last night’s dream could have been an email.
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That dream was on airplane mode while my brain asked for a Wi-Fi password 😂✈️📧
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.
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Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! 🧳😂✈️