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When you drop 'radical' in a convo and watch the confused looks, that's when you've truly traveled back in time 🚀😎📟
807 Funny communication quotes
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
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Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.
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Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂
Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
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Who knew literacy could be the ultimate seduction technique? 📚😂
Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.
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Screaming my best jokes to corn stalks, at least they won’t judge or boo me! 🌽😂📢
There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.
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When words fail, just keep smashing that emoji keyboard until your phone looks as confused as you feel! 😵🤯📱🙃
The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.
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Mastering the art of code-switching: going from fancy-pants to casual-dude in 2 seconds 🕶️👔➡️👖😄
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?
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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.
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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔