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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Live now on Slack:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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The tag on my jeans says β€œRelaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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β€œIt’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is β€œso yeah…”

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β€œIt can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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β€œStop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Breaking via Instagram:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Spotted on Telegram:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Trending via Discord:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Trending via Messenger:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Breaking via Slack:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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