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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Just landed via WeChat:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Live now on LinkedIn:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Trending via X:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Going viral on Twitch:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Trending via Messenger:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

36 shares on X this month:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

54 shares on X this month:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

26 shares on Twitch this month:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

40 shares on Slack this month:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,635

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Shared recently on Threads:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Spotted on Twitch:

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Freshly posted on X:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Making waves on WeChat:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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