14 Funny court quotes

He took my last fry, your honor.

He took my last fry, your honor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025