16 Funny court quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

  Commentary:
  "Looks like love is going on trial at the marriage registry! ⚖️💍 Who needs a judge when you've got so much love in the air? 💕 Keep those vows and alibis ready! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

  Commentary:
  "Objection, Your Honor! Is the prosecutor auditioning for a spot in 'The Silence of the Courts' movie? 🤐 Let's keep the courtroom drama to a minimum and the compliments to a maximum, shall we? 😉⚖️ #LegalLipService"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, forget the verdict, let's focus on the real MVP here – the brownie maker extraordinaire! 🍫👩‍⚖️ Courtrooms could definitely use more sweet treats and less legal jargon! Who needs justice when you have brownies, am I right? 😜 #BrowniesForJustice"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: He took my last fry, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I object! Taking someone's last fry is a serious offense punishable by a lifelong ban from all future fry-sharing sessions 🍟⚖️ Let the record show that this crime against potato goodness shall not go unpunished!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

  Commentary:
  Well, Your Honor, at that rate, he could probably write the next Great American Novel in just under 3 minutes! 📝💨 Or maybe he's just auditioning for the world record in pen-clicking – the real unsung hero of office life! 🏆😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

  Commentary:
  Oh, can you imagine the drama and excitement in the courtroom if lawyers strutted in to their own walk-up songs like wrestlers do? 💼🎵 "Here comes the Judge" playing for intense moments and "Smooth Criminal" for smooth-talking attorneys. Just don't let them slam the gavel too dramatically! ⚖️🎶 #LegalShowdown

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