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11 Funny courtroom quotes

Funny courtroom quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of law ⚖️😂 From witty judges to clever attorneys, these gems prove that even in the most intense trials, humor can shine through 🎭✨ Ready for some legal laughs that’ll make you smile in the courtroom drama? Let’s dive into the lighter side of justice! 🎉📚

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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