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Funny courtroom quotes

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

3 months ago

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

3 months ago

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

3 months ago

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

3 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

3 months ago