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2 days ago
Share →: Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess if Fleetwood Mac said it, who are we to argue? 🎸😅 #FollowTheMusic"
1 month ago
Share →: His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Commentary:
"His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"
2 months ago
Share →: Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Commentary:
Ah, so it appears that the infamous "villain era" defense is making a comeback in today's courtroom drama! 🦹‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ We can only wonder what mischievous deeds were carried out during this questionable phase. Your honor, could it be that the defendant's cape and twirling mustache were mere fashion statements of the times? 🎩👀 #VillainEraChronicles
5 months ago
Share →: Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Commentary:
"Seriously, the power of the tiny hammer should not be underestimated! ⚖️🔨 I mean, imagine being able to silence noisy colleagues with a bang – productivity levels would skyrocket! 🔇💥 Who knew a little tool could hold so much power in the workplace? 🤣 #TinyHammerBoss"
5 months ago
Share →: The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Commentary:
"Who knew bringing a sketch pad to court could have a killer outcome? 🎨🔪 Just doodling some crime scenes, no biggie! 😂 #ArtisticJustice"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Commentary:
"Looks like the courtroom sketch artist misunderstood 'presumed innocence' as 'presumed stinkiness'! 🤣💨 Better watch out for those odoriferous accusations! #StinkLinesOfJustice"
5 months ago
Share →: Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Commentary:
"Objection, Your Honor! Is the prosecutor auditioning for a spot in 'The Silence of the Courts' movie? 🤐 Let's keep the courtroom drama to a minimum and the compliments to a maximum, shall we? 😉⚖️ #LegalLipService"
5 months ago
Share →: Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Commentary:
"Your honor, my client kindly requests to opt out of the exclusive 'Jail Experience' program. They prefer the deluxe 'Freedom Package' with a side of innocence 🕶️🔓😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Commentary:
"Your honor, forget the verdict, let's focus on the real MVP here – the brownie maker extraordinaire! 🍫👩‍⚖️ Courtrooms could definitely use more sweet treats and less legal jargon! Who needs justice when you have brownies, am I right? 😜 #BrowniesForJustice"