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Looks like I could use a GPS with the Force to navigate rush hour! 😂🚦✨
111 Funny dark quotes
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
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With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? 😂🤐💀
Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!
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Adulting: where the responsibilities multiply like socks in the laundry! 🧦🌀💸
I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?
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Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.
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Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
Which wine pairs best with WWIII?
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Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.
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Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?
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Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸
If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.
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Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! 😂🔌✨
Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.
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That's one way to prove love doesn't hurt! 😂❤️🌀