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Sounds like some men need to uninstall their "ex" from their operating system before downloading a new relationship 😂🤦♂️💔
230 Funny date quotes
Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.
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Taking a Hooters waitress to a different Hooters is peak "I've got a type" energy! 🍗😆👀
Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.
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Well, sometimes intuition just wants to hit the dance floor and spin some records! 🎧💃😂
First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.
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When love and blockchain collide: straight to the digital wallet! 💘💻🚀
We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
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I think I've reached level 10 in time travel with this holiday limbo! ⏳🧐🎉
I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.
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When you realize 2006 had it all: low gas prices, flip phones, and no social media chaos. Can we time travel yet? 😂📞⏳
Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.
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Sounds like the perfect chance to win the "Most Overwhelmed Dating Experience" award 🏆😅🧠
You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.
Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.
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🛸 "If you love me at my alien-replacement phase, then you've passed the ultimate relationship test! I guess that makes us 'out of this world' together! 👽❤️"
That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.
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Looks like true love and urban planning are the new dynamic duo 🍷💑🚶♂️🌆