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When she says her favorite hobby is collecting red flags 🚩🚩, you know it’s time to make a U-turn 😂💨
230 Funny date quotes
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?
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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.
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When the movie turns into a two-player trivia game: "Who’s that guy again?" 🎥🤔🍿
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.
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Proof that my math teacher was right: fractions can be fun! 😂➗🎉
My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.
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Gliding into first place in the Olympics of love! ❄️⛸️😂
If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.
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If Microsoft Edge can shoot its shot, you can too—just make sure she’s not a Chrome user first 😂💻❤️
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.
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Living in a time warp where every day's a Sundae 🍦🗓️ #PerpetualWeekend