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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
226 Funny date quotes
I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.
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Proof that my math teacher was right: fractions can be fun! 😂➗🎉
My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.
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Gliding into first place in the Olympics of love! ❄️⛸️😂
If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.
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If Microsoft Edge can shoot its shot, you can too—just make sure she’s not a Chrome user first 😂💻❤️
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.
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Living in a time warp where every day's a Sundae 🍦🗓️ #PerpetualWeekend
Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?
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Sounds like some men need to uninstall their "ex" from their operating system before downloading a new relationship 😂🤦♂️💔
Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.
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Taking a Hooters waitress to a different Hooters is peak "I've got a type" energy! 🍗😆👀
Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.
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Well, sometimes intuition just wants to hit the dance floor and spin some records! 🎧💃😂
First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.
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When love and blockchain collide: straight to the digital wallet! 💘💻🚀