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Looks like true love and urban planning are the new dynamic duo 🍷💑🚶♂️🌆
231 Funny date quotes
I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.
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It’s like a TED Talk, but with more awkward medical details! 🤦♂️🎤💊
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.
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Who knew Jack Skellington's real fear was holiday shopping season 😂🎃🎄
I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.
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I swear bills have GPS, they always know when to find me! 📬💸
69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.
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Dinner for two: where the candlelight is low and the stakes are questionable! 🍽️🥩🔥
Back to the Future and chill?
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Time travel and chill? Just don't bring the DeLorean into the living room! 🚗💨🔧🍿
A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.
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Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. 🎉🧓🗼
First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.
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Sounds perfect! Just let me know if you need any extra pillows, blankets, or a coffee-making tutorial ☕🛌😂
You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.
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Going out on an adventure called "Poor Judgment" and I've got the perfect tour guide 🤣🚩
Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.
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When "Netflix and chill" turns into "close pop-ups and pray" 😂🍿📺