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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

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Making waves on Slack:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Spotted on WeChat:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Live now on Snapchat:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Trending via WhatsApp:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Going viral on Instagram:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Spotted on Threads:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Live now on WeChat:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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80 shares on Twitch this month:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

41 shares on Threads this month:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I would prefer not to.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Just landed via Telegram:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Shared recently on Threads:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Just landed via X:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Spotted on WeChat:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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