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Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Making waves on Messenger:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Just shared via Messenger:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Spotted on Discord:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Spotted on TikTok:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Breaking via Threads:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Trending via TikTok:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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2 months ago
Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Commentary:
"Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Monday blues when you can have the Wednesday wet whiskers vibe? 🌧️😼 Just lounging by the window, contemplating life's mysteries and pondering where you left your last sunbeam. Work schmirk, rain purrrfection! 😆"

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Spotted on Telegram:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Making waves on Telegram:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Just landed via Discord:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Going viral on Facebook:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Seen just now on Threads:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Just shared via Reddit:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Making waves on WeChat:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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