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Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Going viral on YouTube:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Spotted on TikTok:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Spotted on Instagram:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Just shared via Reddit:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Going viral on Threads:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Funny daydreaming quotes ✨ are the perfect escape when reality feels a bit too serious 😜. Whether you’re lost in goofy fantasies or imagining hilarious scenarios, these witty gems will make your mind wander with a smile 🌈. Ready to laugh while drifting off into your own little world? Let’s dive into some playful thoughts that turn daydreams into pure comedy gold 😂☁️!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

91 shares on TikTok this month:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,867

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Trending via TikTok:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Freshly posted on X:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Live now on Telegram:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Trending via TikTok:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Trending via YouTube:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Just landed via Twitch:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Spotted on Discord:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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