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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Just landed via Threads:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Just shared via Instagram:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Breaking via Discord:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Going viral on Instagram:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Seen just now on Discord:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

83 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Spotted on X:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Going viral on X:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Going viral on Facebook:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Just landed via Discord:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Spotted on Telegram:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Just shared via Discord:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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