Funny dress up quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're ready for a deep-sea pillage in the washing machine! 🐬⚔️🧺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous romantic interview – where awkward small talk meets the delicate dance of not spilling pasta sauce on yourself 😅🍝 Who knew finding love could feel like a job interview in fancy clothes? #DressToImpressOrElse"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

  Commentary:
  "Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let's give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can't be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots"

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