Funny eating out quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pots and pans when you have speed dial? 🍔📞 Let's cook up some delivery dreams instead!"

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