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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Spotted on YouTube:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Spotted on Twitch:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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Just landed via Telegram:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Just shared via Instagram:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Trending via Pinterest:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Just landed via YouTube:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Making waves on X:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Seen just now on Threads:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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