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Seriously, what kind of sorcery is this? 🤔🥡🍜
956 Funny food quotes
Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.
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Looks like Friday compliance is mandatory! 🍻🍕 #RulesAreRules
Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.
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Sounds like the kind of hangover that could make coffee delivery seem like an Olympic sport! 🚴♂️🥯☕️
In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.
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Sure thing! Just like my phone, I'm low on family connections and running on empty calories. 😂🍔📴
“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”
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Level up to macroplastics! Who needs kale when you can chew on Legos? 😆🔍🥬
Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”
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Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷
If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?
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Trying to solve this mystery feels more like a math problem disguised as dinner prep! 🍽️🧅🤔
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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Relatable trauma: my wallet and taste buds filing a joint complaint 🍽️💸😫
The problem with salad is, it’s salad.
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Salad: nature's way of reminding us that not all greens are as exciting as dollar bills 🥗💸😄
Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.
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Currently feeling like the celery's sidekick on a wing night! 🥬😅 #ForeverSingleSideDish