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That risky pre-event haircut deserves its own invite to the party 🎉✂️😅
168 Funny friendship quotes
Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.
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That moment when your fabulous friend suddenly wants a long-term lease on your personal real estate! 🤔😂🏡
A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
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Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝
Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.
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Looks like I've discovered the ultimate invisibility cloak: just stop texting first! 🕵️♂️🙈📵
I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.
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Sounds like a yap-tastic time! 🐶🎤 Let's yap it up together! 😂
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?
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Sounds like a superhero movie where the hero forgot to show up! 😂👊🦸♂️
If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.
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Guess I need to turn up my bestfriending game—time to start planning a fake romantic getaway! 😂👫💕
I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.
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LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷♂️
I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.
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Teaming up with my inner chaos for the ultimate creative project! 😈🎨✨