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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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