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Can’t promise I’ll return with a bookshelf, but guaranteed meatball mission success! 🛒🥢🤣
393 Funny going quotes
No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.
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Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️♂️
OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
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Looks like 20/20 vision is about to join the chat! 🤓👀✨
Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.
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Sounds like we need the cheat code for life before hitting the high score 🤔🕹️ #StackingUp
Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.
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When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷♂️ #Relatable
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.
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Work is my new personality. Send help! 🛠️🤔😴😂
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
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Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄
You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.
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Looks like their favorite hobby is perfecting the art of standing around! 🎭🕺
I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!
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Sounds like the secret recipe for a successful life: less drama, more pajamas! 😴💼✨
Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).
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Sounds like the ultimate party trick: drop the mic and disappear like Frodo after a sweet 111! 🥳🎤✌️✨