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Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
393 Funny going quotes
I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.
Commentary:
Finishing the internet is a great warm-up for tackling those never-ending book stacks! 📚😂🔍
If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.
Commentary:
Thinking cap on, pizza oven preheated! 🍕🤔 If it's not cheesy, I can't make it easy! 😄
Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.
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Trying to understand what's happening feels like attempting a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces missing 😂🧩🤷♂️
“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”
Commentary:
Sure, just going to let my brain go on vacation and hope things work out 😂🧠✈️
My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.
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Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! ✈️🌍 Back by dinner! 🍕😄
I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?
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Who needs sanity when we can have a road trip in our brains? 🧠🛣️😜
What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.
Commentary:
POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.
Commentary:
Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳
Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.
Commentary:
Relatable! Dating or just a one-person comedy show starring me? 🎭😂