Funny good morning quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

  Commentary:
  Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

  Commentary:
  ☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a good morning when you can just have a morning, right? I mean, let's be realistic here – who among us can truly claim every morning is a good one? I'll stick to just acknowledging the fact that I'm awake, thank you very much!"

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