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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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β€œAre you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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Ending my thesis paper with β€œbut who cares what I think?”

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has downloaded:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Going viral on Discord:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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