76 funny guys quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Mar 31, 2026

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Mar 31, 2026

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Mar 31, 2026

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Mar 31, 2026

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Mar 31, 2026

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Mar 31, 2026

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Mar 31, 2026

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Mar 31, 2026

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Mar 31, 2026

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Mar 30, 2026

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Mar 30, 2026

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Mar 30, 2026

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

Mar 30, 2026

Cool times create cool guys.

Mar 30, 2026

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Mar 30, 2026

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Mar 30, 2026

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Mar 30, 2026

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Mar 30, 2026

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Mar 29, 2026

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Mar 29, 2026

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Mar 29, 2026

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Mar 29, 2026

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Mar 29, 2026

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Mar 28, 2026

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Mar 28, 2026

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Mar 28, 2026

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Mar 28, 2026

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Mar 27, 2026

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Mar 27, 2026

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Mar 27, 2026

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Mar 27, 2026

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Mar 27, 2026

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Mar 27, 2026

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Mar 27, 2026

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Mar 27, 2026

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Mar 27, 2026