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When your Uber driver shows up with a seesaw, you know it's going to be a long ride 😂🚂⬇️⬆️
76 Funny guys quotes
Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.
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Sacrifices must be made for the AI overlords 🤖💧 Give up the soap, folks! #AllInForChatGPT
(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.
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Guess it's time for a masterclass in "What Not to Say," starring Bart Simpson! 😂📺🗣️
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
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Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.
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Talk about car-ma! Sure hope he has GPS to navigate through the tears 😂🚗💔
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’
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When "buddy" hits you harder than any official title ever could 🤣👌#FriendZoneBurn
We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.
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Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?
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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷♂️📚