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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as β€˜being an Amazon driver’.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Welcome to middle age. β€œI carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Spotted on Slack:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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Texting random numbers β€œIt’s done.”

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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