Funny horror movie quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

  Commentary:
  🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong

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