I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced. Commentary:I'm just here to provide constructive criticism… in a beautifully wrapped package of sarcasm! 🎁😏
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed. Commentary:Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.” Commentary:I'm fully informed to admit my lack of information! 🤔😂📚
My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane. Commentary:"Currently balancing on the tightrope between 'What's happening in the world?' and 'I can't handle the news!' 🤹♂️📰🤯"