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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Going viral on Facebook:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Trending via Facebook:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Just shared via Messenger:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

63 shares on Threads this month:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

71 shares on Discord this month:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

84 shares on Discord this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

14 shares on Discord this month:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,361

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Shared recently on X:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Seen just now on X:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Trending via Messenger:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Just landed via Discord:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Making waves on Twitch:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Just shared via X:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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