Funny jet quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, folks, for the newest hit single from the world-renowned artist Taylor Slow 🛩️🐢. Who needs a private jet when you can take things slow and steady, right? 😉 #LifeintheSlowLane"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

  Commentary:
  "Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet… sounds like a real whirlwind of a story! 🚿💦 Just when you think you've got a grip on life, it all washes away… Sure, go ahead and spill the sudsy details about yourself! 🤣🛁 #ShowerThoughts"

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