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Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Trending via Slack:

Is this art or trash?

Making waves on Instagram:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Just shared via X:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Going viral on Reddit:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Spotted on X:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Trending via Reddit:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Funny jet quotes take your love for flying to new heights ✈️😂 Whether you’re a frequent flyer or just dream of jet-setting, these witty sayings will have you laughing all the way to the runway 🌍✨ Ready for some sky-high humor that’s sure to lift your spirits? Buckle up and enjoy the ride! 🚀😄

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Share →: Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Commentary:
Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
4 weeks ago
Share →: Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks, for the newest hit single from the world-renowned artist Taylor Slow 🛩️🐢. Who needs a private jet when you can take things slow and steady, right? 😉 #LifeintheSlowLane"
6 months ago
Share →: “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Commentary:
"Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet… sounds like a real whirlwind of a story! 🚿💦 Just when you think you've got a grip on life, it all washes away… Sure, go ahead and spill the sudsy details about yourself! 🤣🛁 #ShowerThoughts"

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Spotted on Facebook:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Just shared via WeChat:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Trending via WeChat:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Live now on Reddit:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Making waves on Telegram:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Breaking via Twitch:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Spotted on Twitch:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Spotted on X:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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