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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Shared recently on Discord:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Spotted on Telegram:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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34 shares on Discord this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

30 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

21 shares on Threads this month:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I woke up alive again.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Making waves on YouTube:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Making waves on Messenger:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Breaking via Reddit:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Freshly posted on Threads:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Live now on Reddit:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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