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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Going viral on X:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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"Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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"Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Trending via Discord:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Making waves on X:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Going viral on X:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Seen just now on Slack:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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