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Looks like my internal employees need a raise! 😂💼✨
353 Funny job quotes
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.
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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼
Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.
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Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals
Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.
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Work-life balance is just a fancy way of saying I'm confused about where I want to nap! 🛋️💤💼
Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.
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Looks like your exit strategy involves their grand exit! 🚪💼😂
The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.
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Sounds like you're just two small details away from becoming a Finnish local! 😅🇫🇮🗣️💼
Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.
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Impressive work flexing those spreadsheet muscles today! 🏋️♂️📊💪 Keep clicking your way to glory!
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁