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I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! 🏃♂️🤣
Tag Archives: 1648 Funny just quotes
Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.
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Living on the edge of cybersecurity, just to spice up my coffee break! ☕💻😂
Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.
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Well, at least we all have free Wi-Fi in this open-air asylum! 😂🧠📱
Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?
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Why see a therapist when I can scroll for free wisdom with a side of memes? 🤔😂🛋️
What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?
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When's the snooping class graduation ceremony? 👀🎓🤣
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?
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Art museum ticket saved! 🖼️😍 You belong in a gallery! 🎨❤️
Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.
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Trying to figure out if I inherited my stubbornness or if it's a family heirloom 🤔😂👵📜
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
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Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨
Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?
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Maybe both—I think I reached the age where I roll my eyes more than I roll out of bed! 🤦♂️🛌😄