107 Funny kitchen quotes

• My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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• It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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  2 weeks ago

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• In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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• They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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  2 weeks ago

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• If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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• She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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• I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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• Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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• Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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  3 weeks ago

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