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When my heart wants tacos but my brain says salad, it’s a real ethical dilemma 🌮🧠🥗
68 Funny listen quotes
I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.
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When your playlist is a fortress of solitude 🎶🏠😂
Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.
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Just found out I listen to a band called "Who Even Are These Guys" more than I breathe! 🎧🤔😂
There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.
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When you're trying to ignore chores but someone says Game of Thrones is more important… guess I'm officially part of the Night's Watch now! 🏰🐉🍿
People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.
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Sounds like the ice is thinning on those old-school jams 😂🧊🎶
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.
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Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.
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Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️
For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.
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Alexa's cousin: the ultimate selective hearing expert! 🤐👂😂
People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.
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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦