68 funny listen quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Old people won’t listen to you, but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest.

May 18, 2026

Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

May 6, 2026

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Apr 1, 2026

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

Apr 1, 2026

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Apr 1, 2026

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Apr 1, 2026

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Apr 1, 2026

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Apr 1, 2026

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Apr 1, 2026

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Apr 1, 2026

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Mar 31, 2026

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Mar 31, 2026

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Mar 31, 2026

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Mar 31, 2026

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Mar 30, 2026

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Mar 30, 2026

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Mar 30, 2026

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Mar 30, 2026

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Mar 30, 2026

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Mar 30, 2026

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Mar 29, 2026Mar 29, 2026

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Mar 29, 2026

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Mar 29, 2026

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Mar 28, 2026

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Mar 28, 2026

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Mar 28, 2026