Funny quotes martial arts

Funny martial arts quotes

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

3 weeks ago

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

3 months ago

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

3 months ago

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

3 months ago

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

3 months ago

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

3 months ago