Funny quotes martial arts

Funny martial arts quotes

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025