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35 Funny math quotes

Funny math quotes add a playful twist to the world of numbers and equations! 📐😂 From witty remarks about mathematical challenges to humorous observations on solving problems, these quotes capture the lighter side of math. Enjoy a laugh and find some fun in the numbers! 😄🔢

3 weeks ago
View →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
3 weeks ago
View →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!
4 weeks ago
View →: Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
$Please don't ever speak to me about math. I've moved on.$

4 weeks ago
View →: Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.
$Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.$

3 months ago
View →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.
$If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.$

3 months ago
View →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
$You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.$

3 months ago
View →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.
$I hate math, but I love counting money.$

3 months ago
View →: I hate math, but I love counting money.
$For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.$

3 months ago
View →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
3 months ago
View →: Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.
3 months ago
View →: I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.
4 months ago
View →: Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.
$I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.$

4 months ago
View →: I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.
$Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.$

4 months ago
View →: Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.
4 months ago
View →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
$Who called it girl math and not galgebra?$

4 months ago
View →: Who called it girl math and not galgebra?
4 months ago
View →: According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.
$Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn't that deep.$

4 months ago
View →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.
4 months ago
View →: Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.
$I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.$

4 months ago
View →: I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.
$You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!$

5 months ago
View →: You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!
$Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.$

5 months ago
View →: Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.
$If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: "Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem."$

5 months ago
View →: If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”
$I've done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.$

5 months ago
View →: I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
$Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.$

5 months ago
View →: Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
$I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.$

5 months ago
View →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.
$Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.$

5 months ago
View →: Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
$Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.$

5 months ago
View →: Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.
$Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.$

5 months ago
View →: Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.
$Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’$

5 months ago
View →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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