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Funny math quotes

$Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.$
May 6
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$I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.$
Oct 11
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$Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.$
Oct 2
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$Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.$
Sep 29
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$Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.$
Sep 23
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$Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’$
Sep 22
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$Math is like Chinese to me.$
Sep 22
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Sep 22
Share →: 4 out 3 people struggle with math.
$If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.$
Sep 22
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$You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.$
Sep 22
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