35 Funny math quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

  Commentary:
  "Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

  Commentary:
  "Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

  Commentary:
  "When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelPanic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

  Commentary:
  "Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

  Commentary:
  "Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

  Commentary:
  "If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

  Commentary:
  "When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate math, but I love counting money.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

  Commentary:
  Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs sin, tan, and cos when you've got sunshine, laughter, and a good cup of coffee to make every day beautiful!"

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