45 Funny math quotes

• I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

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  1 week ago

  budgeting, finance, hate, humor, i, lose, math, me, money, personal, personal finance, self blame, spending, where

• Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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  2 months ago

  depressed, half, horny, humor, joke, know, math, media, social, social media, Twitter

• Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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  2 months ago

  accounts, avoid, avoidance, dating, deactivation, girl, girl math, humor, math, media, only, person, relationship, social, social media

• If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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  2 months ago

  50, calculation, every, fail, failed, humor, i, ID, joke, math, money, school, test

• People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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  2 months ago

  decimal, difference, humor, joke, math, math humor, missing, misunderstanding, number, numbers, people, point, pun, tell, whole, wordplay

• I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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  2 months ago

  alphabet, confusion, humor, i, joke, learning, math, stopped, understanding

• Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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  2 months ago

  avoiding, buying, cost, costs, expense, girl, humor, math, money, shipping, shipping cost, shopping, shopping strategy, strategy

• Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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  2 months ago

  diva, divisibility, divisible, humor, insult, joke, math, math joke, number, number theory, numbers, okay, only, playful, playful insult, prime, prime number, theory, yourself

• When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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  2 months ago

  analogy, away, boat, columns, confusion, data, figure, humor, i, joke, just, math, row, rowing, rows, try, vs

• Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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  2 months ago

  columns, confusion, data, difference, frustration, geek, geek humor, hate, humor, i, man, math, me, much, nothing, office, office humor, rows, tables

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