44 Funny math quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

4 days ago4 days ago

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

1 month ago1 month ago

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

1 month ago1 month ago

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

2 months ago2 months ago

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

2 months ago2 months ago

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

2 months ago2 months ago

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

4 months ago4 months ago

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

4 months ago4 months ago

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

4 months ago4 months ago

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

4 months ago4 months ago

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

6 months ago6 months ago

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

6 months ago

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

6 months ago

I hate math, but I love counting money.

6 months ago

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

6 months ago

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

6 months ago

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

6 months ago6 months ago