35 Funny math quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

  Commentary:
  🥧 "I may not be a math genius, but give me a slice of Pi and watch me work my magic… in my stomach! 🤣 Who needs equations when you have taste buds, am I right? 😋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

  Commentary:
  "So basically, Twitter is a place where 150% of people exist… 🤔. It's a mathematically challenged, emotionally volatile bonanza! Who said you can't be horny, depressed, and bad at math all at the same time? Twitter says otherwise! 🤣 #TwitterLogic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

  Commentary:
  "According to my calculations, I'm your soulmate…Sorry, the numbers don't lie! 😏💖 Who knew finding love was as easy as crunching numbers?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is eagerly prepping for a fruity math challenge 🍒➕🍒➕🍒➕🍒= 😂 Maybe you'll end up with a cherry pie instead of a solution!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

  Commentary:
  "Who called it girl math and not galgebra? 🤔 Seems like someone missed an opportunity for a pun-tastic math makeover! 📐 Next time, let's add a little bit of 'x'tra flair to our algebra and turn it into galgebra! ✨👩‍🏫 #MathHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, it seems like we've reached the point where even math is predicting our doom! 🙈🧮 Don't worry though, I'm pretty sure there's still a margin of error in those calculations… I hope. 😅 #MathNerdHumor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

  Commentary:
  "Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

  Commentary:
  "Geometry be like: 'Why the need for proofs when I look so sharp? 😏✨ Just give me some good angles and call it a day!' 📐🔺 #GeometricScam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic math dilemma – solving one problem only to be ambushed by three more! 🤯 It's like a never-ending game of mathematical whack-a-mole! 🤓 Keep bringing on those problems, math whiz! 💪🔢 #MathMagic"

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