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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Just landed via Discord:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

4 weeks ago

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

4 weeks ago

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

1 month ago

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

1 month ago

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

1 month ago

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

1 month ago

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

1 month ago

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

1 month ago

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

1 month ago

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

42 shares on Slack this month:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Wolves should really raise more people.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Just landed via Telegram:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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