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Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Just landed via Twitch:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Freshly posted on X:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Shared recently on YouTube:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Just shared via Messenger:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Trending via Facebook:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

19 shares on Twitch this month:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

81 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

67 shares on WeChat this month:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Live now on TikTok:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Trending via Pinterest:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

Making waves on X:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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