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Wait, did I just unlock a secret phone-hurling skill? 📱➡️🧱😅
257 Funny moment quotes
Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?
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Why pay for a jump scare when your front camera does it for free? 🍿😱📱
I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.
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Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭
You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?
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Absolutely, it's like having a solo karaoke night where the only song is "Silence is Golden" 😂🤐🎤
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
I was living in the moment until I was evicted.
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Living in the moment might be rent-free, but apparently not for long! 😂🏠🚪
I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.
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Sounds like a knockout decision! 🥴🥊🙌
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?
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When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩
Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?
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Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇♂️🎈