Funny mother’s quotes

• I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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  1 month ago

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