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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Just landed via Instagram:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Trending via Facebook:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Making waves on TikTok:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Going viral on Twitch:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Just landed via Messenger:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Trending via WhatsApp:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Trending via Twitch:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Just landed via WeChat:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Just landed via Slack:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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