Funny necessity quotes

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

  Commentary:
  "Water: the ultimate life force! 💧✨ Can't survive without it… Especially when you're in desperate need of that morning ☕️ fix! Who knew H2O had such power? 💦😄"

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the joy of walking into a salon and saying, 'Charge it to my insurance, please!' 💇‍♂️💳 Next thing you know, we'll be debating over premium haircuts and deductible lengths. Just thinking about it gives me split ends of laughter! 😂✂️"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"

For even more funny necessity quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny necessity quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌