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Funny necessity quotes

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025