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Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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Trending via Messenger:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Freshly posted on Slack:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Seen just now on Threads:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Going viral on WeChat:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Just landed via X:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Just landed via X:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Making waves on Twitch:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Seen just now on Discord:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Just shared via Twitch:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Just landed via Discord:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Spotted on Telegram:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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