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When your phone doesn't understand the urgency of pizza and pajamas 🍕📱😅
184 Funny office quotes
Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.
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When did Monday become the dress rehearsal for the work week? 🤔🎭 #MondayMadness
Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.
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Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂
Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.
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Impressive work flexing those spreadsheet muscles today! 🏋️♂️📊💪 Keep clicking your way to glory!
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
Work beers should be a daily thing.
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Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸
The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.
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Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅
The only way to deal with a micromanaging boss is microreporting.
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Turning in my hourly updates on the coffee situation! ☕📝😂
Corporate life is watching someone get promoted and suddenly develop a new personality in meetings.
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When Bob gets promoted and suddenly thinks he's the CEO of everything 😂👔🔝