Funny old man quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

  Commentary:
  Melon musings can lead to blushing battles in aisle 7 🍈😳💬

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's one way to secure the bag, just make sure you don't get too wrinkled waiting for your inheritance!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, to bypass the mid-life crisis and dive right into perfecting the art of crankiness! 🙄👴 No time for flashy sports cars or questionable fashion choices, just pure unadulterated curmudgeonliness ahead! 😂 #AgeBeforeCrankiness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"

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