Funny old man quotes

• I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, asking, blush, flirting, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery shopping, i, know, making, man, melon, melons, men, old, old man, ripe, shopping

• Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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  4 weeks ago

  die, humor, irony, joke, life, man, marriage, money, old, old man, relationship, wealth

• Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, brag, cranky, crisis, humor, i, life, life stages, man, mid-life, mid-life crisis, midlife, old, old man, stages, straight

• I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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  1 month ago

  age, age difference, awkward, awkward moment, difference, Facebook, friend, friendship, hate, high, high school, i, man, me, media, moment, nostalgia, old, old man, realize, school, social, social media, together

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