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When you're wearing rose-colored glasses but also checking if everyone else's lenses need Windex. 🤓🕶️✨
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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.
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Taking "weird" to a professional level! 😜🤪 #WeirdExpert
The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.
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Looks like I need to sign up for Forgetting 101! 🤔🧠✨
Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.
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When the summer folks are down, my spirit does the Macarena! 🕺🌞🎉
“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.
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When karma forgets to check the guest list 🎉😂🚪
Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.
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Ah yes, the art of photography: capturing 100 perfect moments and sharing exactly 0! 📸🤳😆
Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.
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When I'm out of film but still want to impress, I just make a clicking sound and pretend I'm a vintage camera! 📸😎
As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.
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So you're saying I've been dressed in pajamas for all the right reasons? 🛋️😴
Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.
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Embracing my inner chaos like a pro—who knew being delightfully unhinged was a life skill? 😂🙃🔧
Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.
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Must be nice to have a summer vacation that's longer than my New Year's resolutions! 🌞💼🏖️