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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Going viral on Slack:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Shared recently on Discord:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Trending via Facebook:

Friends with consequences.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Going viral on Facebook:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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Going viral on Twitch:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Just shared via Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Making waves on Reddit:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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