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Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

All roads lead to disappointment.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Going viral on YouTube:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Shared recently on Reddit:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Trending via YouTube:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Trending via Pinterest:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Making waves on Twitch:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

22 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

71 shares on Threads this month:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Spotted on Discord:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Breaking via Reddit:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Making waves on X:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Trending via Telegram:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Seen just now on X:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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