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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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15,124

Dec 27, 2025

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Just shared via Instagram:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Spotted on Threads:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Seen just now on Slack:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Live now on Slack:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Just landed via Facebook:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Funny outdoor fun quotes

Funny outdoor fun quotes bring a splash of laughter to your adventures 🌳😂 Whether you’re hiking, camping, or just soaking up the sun ☀️, these witty lines add extra joy to every moment. Ready to turn your nature escapades into a comedy show? Grab your gear, bring your smile 😄, and let the good vibes roll with some hilarious outdoor inspiration! 🌲🎉

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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64 shares on TikTok this month:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

51 shares on Threads this month:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

About to form my very first opinion.

Spotted on Messenger:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Going viral on Facebook:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Live now on WeChat:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Making waves on Twitch:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Going viral on Telegram:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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