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Turning pain into awkward art one poorly timed joke at a time! 😅🎨
93 Funny pain quotes
Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?
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I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! 🏃♂️🤣
At the club asking for Ibuprofen.
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When the DJ drops the bass but all you drop is your back 💃🕺💊
Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.
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Just imagine the amount of honey you'd need! 🍯🦒😁
I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.
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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.
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Turning pain into art, 280 characters at a time! 🖊️😂📱
I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.
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Sweating out my sadness and pretending it's just cardio 😂🏃♂️💧
Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?
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When you accidentally become a mime because your social anxiety is like, "Nah, we’re good." 🤐😂
Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.
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Eyebrow plucking: the ultimate test of male courage! 😂👨🦲🏹
I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
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Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱